You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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