Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
