Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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