he told me I talked like a deaf person
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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