why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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