no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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