So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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