What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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