Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
smell my finger.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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