It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
I am mentally ready for anal.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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