I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
id be glad to
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
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