I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
is it fun? or sober?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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