We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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