He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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