NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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