I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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