we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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