My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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