yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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