Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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