I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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