I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i just had sex bonerless
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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