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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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