We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
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