it wasn't lemon gatorade
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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