Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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