Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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