I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
My vagina is officially offended.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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