our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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