we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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