so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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