This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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