windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We got so high we made milksteak
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
we should paint friendship bongs
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