Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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