this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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