if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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