physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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