Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
high people should be assigned attendants
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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