she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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