I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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