Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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