Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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