Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
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