Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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