i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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