hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
There's always time for handjobs
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Randomize
