I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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