Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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