but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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