Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
we're so committed to being not committed
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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